CREATING PERFECT RELATIONSHIPS?

CREATING PERFECT RELATIONSHIPS?

A person visited the government matchmaker for marriage, SDU, and

requested 'I am looking for a spouse. Please help me to find a

suitable one.' The SDU officer said, 'Your requirements, please.' 'Oh,

good looking, polite, humorous, sporty, knowledgeable, good in singing

and dancing. Willing to accompany me the whole day at home during my

leisure hour, if I don't go out. Telling me interesting stories when I

need a companion for conversation and be silent when I want to rest.'

The officer listened carefully and replied, 'I understand, you need

television.'

There is a saying that a perfect match can only be found between a

blind wife and a deaf husband, because the blind wife cannot see the

faults of the husband and the deaf husband cannot hear the nagging of

the wife. Many couples are blind and deaf at the courting stage and

dream of perpetual perfect relationship. Unfortunately, when the

excitement of love wears off, they wake up and discover that marriage

is not a bed of roses. The nightmare begins.